"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
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Happy as a clam!



And about as clever.



RB
35s5
NY


Speaking of clams, Sudsy has a bit too much body fat, not a ton but enough
to say she's not athletic lean. No muscle definition either. Get that home
gym and get Sudsy burnining at least 1500 extra calories/day. Get her off of
processed food and onto whole grains, vegetables and lean meats. Cut back on
her booze too, each bottle of Piels she swills down in 240 calories. Why do
you have so much hair on your back and so little on your head?