Dungmaster's Agony!
I'll bet the
Boobster family even has a Subaru up on cinder blocks that they use
as
a parts car.
I have two cars now, Sloco. They are both new. The van, which is
faster than your Lincoln, has a theatre system with 7.1 sound. A
remote opens the rear hatch and side doors. It's got 3 zone air an
full leather along with heated seats and nav. You got any of that?
The other car is just 8 weeks old and it's a Legacy GT Turbo. The
wheels and tires are probably worth more than your old car at this
point. It's pretty fast, but it's getting Blizzaks for winter driving
soon. It can pull 0-60 in 5.2 seconds stock...and she's faster than
stock now.
My third car may end up being the Porsche Cayman S. I'm trying to be
sensible about this all. Having a place to keep nice cars is making it
all very tempting.
So....you own JUNK, just like your boat...and we own nice newer stuff!
And just wait until you hear about our next boat, SLOW-CO! You'll crap
a piano!
An Express 30 is as far as you got!
BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA!!!
RB
35s5
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