"Vic Smith" wrote in message
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My wife would enjoy going horse riding, so I'll probably find a stable
not too far away soon. She thinks horses are "cute." You know.
Last time I went horse riding in Virginia the damn thing bolted for
a couple hundred yards and damn near flattened my balls.
That was, BTW, the *only* time I went horse riding.

--Vic


I've said it before and I'll say it again. I don't ride anything that
doesn't have an on/off switch.

Eisboch