He sits and drives! Vroooom!

He sits and sails!!! Splash!!!

He sits and watches TV!!!!! Snore!!!!!

He lies in bed!!!! Not now honey!!!!!

He sits and eats!!!! Glup, glup, glup!!!

No home gym!!!

No physical activity!!!

No amateur sports!!!!!

No running!!!

Heart attack while cycling!!!!!!

Does not own a canoe or kayak!!!!

Can't do 10 pullups!!!!

Can't swim a 1/2 mile!!!!!

Can't run a 10K!!!!!!

He's just a big dork that drives a minivan!

Pathetic Keyboard Klown!!!!

That's RB!!!!!!

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa!

pwnd!