On Fri, 22 Aug 2003 13:06:24 GMT, "BooBoo12321" wrote:

Every week this season our local paper here on Long Island has had
stories of local boaters who've been killed boating ... all of them
needless accidents that could have been avoided if the recently deceased
had only known what they were doing. Don't be one of them.


What are the top causes of boating deaths?

1. Illegal radio operators.

2. Poorly fitted conniptions.

Joe Parsons