"Dave" wrote in message
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On Fri, 17 Aug 2007 09:52:41 -0700, "Capt. JG"
said:

Dave only pays attention when he hears the sound of an ambulance! :-)

Sounds like you know even less about the range of what lawyers do than
Wilbur.

I know all about what lawyers do. They hoodwink people into thinking
they actually ARE worth 500-1000 dollars an hour.

Sad, because I've now been to court three times in as many years and
I've represented myself each and every time. I've been acquitted each
and every time. The last time the poor judge resorted to saying, "OK,
Mr. Hubbard, you did your homework. I'm going to have to acquit." "Have
to?" Did you get that? In other words, the judge as much as admitted
that he didn't want to acquit and had already decided I was guilty
because the cop said so but I was so prepared and presented the law so
convincingly that he had no other choice. So much for the actual worth
of lawyers. Anybody with half a brain can be a successful lawyer. John
Kerry is proof of that.

Wilbur Hubbard