Ok, somebody explain to me how it is that an ocean storm located at
37.8N, 64.9W is a Tropical Depression.

Go ahead - I'll wait.

Ah - well that's because it's a SUB tropical Depression and thus just
an ocean storm.

NOAA must be getting desperate this late into the season that their
predictions for named storms is jetting into the crapper. They
already named one Sub Tropical Storm, first of the TD of the season -
now there is this one.

And yeah, yeah, I know - height of the season is coming, yada, yada,
yada.

I'm just saying... :)