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* Capt. Rob wrote, On 7/20/2007 5:58 PM:
I'll be on a fast boat tomorrow, Jeff. And you'll be here posting.


You're right, I probably won't be sailing tomorrow. I'll be
provisioning the boat for the next trip. After we take our daughter
to camp we're off for 4 weeks in Maine. And you'll still be jacking
off in LIS.

After Maine we'll do one more trip - Maybe P'town to do some more
whale watching. And you'll still be jacking off in LIS.

If all goes well we'll be onboard 8 or 9 weeks and log 1000 miles or
so this summer. And you'll do what, a few dozen one hour sails?

Pics to be posted.


Why bother? They're all the same.


The 35s5 does not have the bubble look, by the way. In fact her trunk
is somewhat boxy. Later designs had the bubble look, such as the pic
you posted. But all are more fun to sail than your boat. I like the
"tip" comment since it highlights how little you understand foil
dynamics and what's really fun about heeling a well rounded keelboat.


"Foil dynamics"? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA! Do you really think that
comment means anything??? You're sounding more like jaxy every day!

Why don't you tell us how much fun it is to do a few hundred miles
upwind in the open ocean? What's that? You say you've never been in
the open ocean? What - you've never been 100 miles from your slip?
Come back and tell us when you've been out there.


I still don't know anyone in "real life" .


We can believe that.