"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
oups.com...

You know of course, that BS is going to tell you how his marina (or
"club"
as he likes to call it) is different from all other marinas.



Actually BoatUS and other clubs like to call it that. But perhaps you
can educate everyone and tell us what other local facility offers what
our club does:

1) Slips with internet, power, storage and water
2) Dedicated dinghy dock (not doing double duty like most clubs with
their little docks)
3) Fish cleaning station (yep...lots of folks still love fishing)
4) Full service repairs, hauling and land storage
5) Free moorings to members
6) 24 hr security
7) Discounts for members to better restaurants on the Island
8) Discounts with two major sail lofts
9) Discounts with West Marine and Boat US.
10) Best water access bar none in the area, coupled with the best
protection from weather.
11) Large party deck overlooking the water with 4 gas grills free for
all members to use for parties and cookouts.


What is missing here?

12) Capt Rob as resident broker.
13) Capt Rob as resident marine surveyor.
14) Capt Rob as resident tow operator.
15) Capt Rob as resident insurance claim expert.
16) Capt Rob as resident appraiser.
17) Capt Rob as the Marina Prince.
18) Capt Rob the A-4 Ace.
19) Capt Rob never lies or abuses people.

If you can be all those things there and more, one has to wonder about the
"full service repairs".

Yes, we know plenty about your marina. Why doesn't it have a web page? hmmm?

Moo-hoo-haa-haa!