How to **** off the family...
NOYB wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
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Jack Goff wrote:
On Tue, 17 Jul 2007 21:46:50 -0400, HK wrote:
NOYB wrote:
"Don White" wrote in message
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"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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So my son has friends with poontoon boats and it would seem that Mrs.
Wave has an interest in this "slow boat" approach, so we went looking
today with intention to buy.
So we were talking to the sales guy and he's very helpful - up until
he mentionied power options.
I don't want a four stroke - no, no, no. I want two stroke. They
don't install two strokes on new boats.
Ok...well, let's explore another option. Just the boat - no rigging,
no engine and a trailer. I'll install my own engine, guages and
controls.
So the sales guy asks - what kind of engine to which I reply that I
have a source of ETECs and I can have an engine, gages and controls
here by Thursday, rig it myself (I have the software on this
computer)
and be on the water by Friday.
Anybody want to guess what happened next?
He whuped you upside the head? I would think this would be the ideal
setup for 4 strokes.....
After all, it's like a floating deck. Who wants to recline in a nice
comfy chaise trying to listen to nature with noisy, smelly 2 strokes
ruining the atmosphere.
But those E-tecs have that neck-snapping acceleration which is so
important on a pontoon boat.
/sarcasm
Just what I want on my boat...neck-snapping acceleration. So I can...
Hmmmm. You know, I'm not sure it matters if it takes four, five, six or
seven seconds for my boat to get up on plane. I guess if I boated on an
itty-bitty lake, acceleration would matter. After all, you can get from
one side to the other faster.
It matters if you want to ski, and especially slalom ski, behind your
pontoon boat.
I slalom ski behind my Bennington 25' Tri-toon with a 150hp Johnson.
Your seven-second planing boat doesn't interest me. Maybe when I get
older, I'll change my tune.
Jack
And everyone on shore says, "Look at that jackoff waterskiing behind that
pontoon boat..."
Hey, I'm not knocking pontoon boats. They're a lot of fun on calm lakes
and rivers and certainly more comfy for casual fishing than your typical
fishing boat.
Waterskiing behind a vessel that has a turning radius that covers half the
lake is a bad idea.
Hey...he's a jackoff...what do you expect?
I waterskied behind a Viking sportfish once. And only once. The wake was
great, but the fumes made me a bit ill.
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