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Short Wave Sportfishing Short Wave Sportfishing is offline
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Default Starter defies physics?

On Tue, 17 Jul 2007 15:08:14 -0400, "Midlant"
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"JoeSpareBedroom" wrote in message
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On Jul 16, 2:59 pm, "Midlant" wrote:
"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message

It's the aliens man - the aliens.

To fix it, you have to take it to Rosewell, NM, put it in the
desesrt
and leave it for a day.

The aliens will take care of it.

Nah, he just has to go to the other side of the equator.

hmmm, I never thought of that.....


Jeez...youse guys am stoopid. At the battery, reverse the red & black
cables. That'll solve the starter problem. Then, rewire everything
else on the boat, starting with el baņo, if the toilet is an electric
one.


We are soooo much help to this poor man. He's probably sitting in a
corner flipping his lips with his finger and making coo-coo sounds.


Then our job is done.