"Capt. Rob" wrote:

I think something fishy and rotten smelling that will send someone
puking into the night....right in their icebox is always a good idea.
Maybe Scotty will send you a pair of his wife's panties?

Or...epoxy a net or rod into it's holder...or

Wright up a phoney EPA fine ticket for 5K on their window....or....

Rent their boat out as an apartment to a Cuban family....or....

Take their anchor and make a mold, the make a perfect plastic floating
replica and replace the original with it. When they try to drop the
hook, it floats! Video tape it and put on Youtube.

Have you suddenly taken up drinking ?

Cheers
Marty