"Here's that trophy rack you've always wanted"

(no bad jokes about "mounting", please)

I get some of the strangest offers:


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Chuck ...I thought this might make an interesting news brief in
Nor'westing. A Southern California-based company, JingleJugs.com, is
looking to be the next novelty gift item to rival other classics such
as Billy Bass (singing fish on a plaque that sold millions). This
time, it's a bit more R-rated. Check out www.JingleJugs.com and let me
know if I should ship out a pair for you to review.

This item can be found in college dorms, restaurants, bars, and
recreation rooms. From Wall Street to Main Street, we think it has a
chance of becoming one of this year's most popular novelty items.

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Ship out a pair to review? Naw.
It won't be appearing in the mag anytime soon. :-)

Funniest thing of all..

There's a section on the website where you can "Send a rack to
Iraq"....... These people *claim* they're going to send a 40-foot
trailer across the country. It will make several stops en route so
that people can spend $50 on a pair of singing t*ts that supposedly
will be sent to "support our troops". (I would say there's a 99
percent chance the trailer will never roll a foot).

Nobody ever went broke underestimating popular taste. I can't image
this thing will sell.....but how many million singing fish chagned
hands?
If the inventor got 50-cents apiece in royalties, he or she did pretty
well.

Shouldn't every fishing boat should have a trophy rack? :-)