Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called
JeanneDArc~ stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:

: On 28 Jun, 08:21, "Steve Leyland"
: wrote:
:: Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called
:: katy stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
::
::: JeanneDArc~ wrote:
::
:::: .........................Whale
::::
:::: Whale swims about
:::: The sea of blue.
:::: Whale dives down deep
:::: Below our view.
:::: Whale jumps up high
:::: To breathe some air.
:::: Whale sprays a water
:::: Fountain there.
:::: Whale flaps a fin
:::: To and fro
:::: Then goes diving down below.
:::: until I catch and eat
:::: and so goes my
::::
:::: whale reciep:
::::
:::::
:::: 1 1/4 kilos of whale meat
:::: 3 dl red wine
:::: 1 dl vegetable oil
:::: 3 ground cloves
:::: 1/2 teaspoonful of coarsly ground pepper
:::: 2 teaspoonfuls of salt
::::
::::
:::: The Marinade
:::: 3/4 litres of juices from the meat Thickening (milk and flour) 4
:::: dessert spoonfuls of sour cream (20% rømme) Sugar colouring Salt
::::
::::
:::: It may be a good idea to bind the joint to help it keep in good
:::: shape.
:::: Place it in a small oven dish and pour the marinade over. Leave the
:::: joint there until the next day, turning it at regular intervals.
:::: Remove the joint from the dish, dry it well and rub it with salt.
:::: Cook
:::: the joint until it turns a pleasant brown colour all over, turn
:::: down the heat and add water to reach 2-3 cm up the side of the
:::: joint, approx. 3/4 litre. Let the joint simmer for about 20
:::: minutes, turn it over and leave it for another 20 minutes. Measure
:::: enough of the juices
:::: to make enough marinade, about 3/4 litre. Add the thickening to the
:::: marinade, and then the sour cream to taste. Serve with boiled beans
:::: or
:::: other vegetables, and potatoes - boiled or fried in the pan
::::
:::: JDA~sailing again
::::
:::
::: You club baby seals, too?
::
:: she's norweigian so that is likely.
: I am not a vegitarian, so that is likely.

I have been a vegetarian for the last 25 years, jeanne.
have you ever considered not killing innocent creatures and consuming their
rotting cadavers as food?
:
: JDA~today

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