Retired sailor, Ole Thom, wrote a bunch of html crap out of which I
plucked the following text:

That help(s) some when I miss my Boat. It confirms my reasons for
selling.
Birthdays and sense of Balance BUT how I miss it.

All you've got to do is MAKE UP A NEW BOAT. That's what Bobsprit does,
he just makes things up and goes with them. The more people he gets to
believe his lies the more proud of himself he is.

Ask him to tell you how to do it and then you'll have every benefit of
owning and sailing the boat of your dreams without any of the expense
and difficulties of actually sailing it. Sound good?

I wish you lived closer to me (Christensted, St. Crois, V.I.). I'd take
you for a sail on my Swan 68. I'd even let you be helmsman.

Wilbur Hubbard