"BAR" wrote in message
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I'd rather ride with Bush than Kennedy.

Me too.

Riding with Bush worst case: Get stranded at a titty bar and have to call a
taxi, maybe get stuck with the check (****ing SS will NEVER pick up the
check.).

Riding with Kennedy worst case: Stupid drunken ******* crashes off the
Causeway into the Bay and I gotta swim for it AND try to pull that huge fat
**** to safety, get wet, mess up my hair, and spend all afternoon explaining
to the young Sheriff why fat**** Ted is running around wailing, "Mary Jo!
Swim for it! Mary Jo, you frigid bitch! Swim for it Mary Jo!"