On Sat, 19 Jun 2004 10:42:04 -0400, Harry Krause wrote:

CB wrote:

Dear America,

It is a sharp contrast to the optimism we hear from President Bush.

That's because Bush is a mindless fool, "Ed."

Oh Harry, you're losing. Here's something to cheer you up.

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CBS News Anchor Dan Rather, NPR Reporter Cokie Roberts, and a U.S. Marine were
hiking through the desert one day when they were captured by Iraqis.

They were tied up, led to the village and brought before the leader. The leader
said, "I am familiar with your western custom of granting the condemned a last
wish.

Before we kill and dismember you, do you have any last requests?"

Dan Rather said, "Well, I'm a Texan, so I'd like one last bowlful of hot, spicy
chili."

The leader nodded to an underling who left and returned with the chili.

Rather ate it all and said, "Now I can die content."

Cokie Roberts said, "I'm a reporter to the end. I want to take out my tape
recorder and describe the scene here and what's about to happen. Maybe someday
someone will hear it and know that I was on the job 'til the end."

The leader directed an aide to hand over the tape recorder, and Roberts dictated
some comments.

She then said, "Now I can die happy."

The leader turned and said, "And now, Mr. U.S. Marine, what is your final wish?"

"Kick me in the butt," said the Marine."

"What?" asked the leader. "Will you mock us in your last hour?"

"No, I'm not kidding. I want you to kick me in the butt," insisted the Marine.

So the leader shoved him into the open, and kicked him in the butt. The Marine
went sprawling, but rolled to his knees, pulled a 9-mm pistol from inside his
cammies, and shot the leader dead. In the resulting confusion, he leapt to his
knapsack, pulled out his M4 carbine, and sprayed the Iraqis with gunfire. In a
flash, the Iraqis were dead or fleeing for their lives.

As the Marine was untying Rather and Roberts, they asked him, "Why didn't you
just shoot them? Why did you ask them to kick you in the butt?"

What!?" said the Marine, "And have you liberal jerks call ME the aggressor?"
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Have a great day! Go fishing. Where's your boat been? Did you sell it already?
I'm talking about the Parker, not the 36 foot, Zimmerman style, lobster boat
(which I've never seen).

John H

On the 'Poco Loco' out of Deale, MD
on the beautiful Chesapeake Bay!