On Jun 17, 1:00 pm, "Capt. JG" wrote:
"Capt. Lewry" wrote in message

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The Rime of the Ancient Mariner
By Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Ultra-Condensed by Rachele di Tullio

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Ancient Mariner
I am creepy and old. Listen to me.
Wedding Guest
I'm late, but I'll listen.
Ancient Mariner
I killed an albatross. Then everyone died.

THE END

That's funny and pretty accurate....

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"j" ganz

Accurate but leaves out Coleridges excellent imagery.