"Capt. Lewry" wrote in message
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The Rime of the Ancient Mariner
By Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Ultra-Condensed by Rachele di Tullio

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Ancient Mariner
I am creepy and old. Listen to me.
Wedding Guest
I'm late, but I'll listen.
Ancient Mariner
I killed an albatross. Then everyone died.




THE END



That's funny and pretty accurate....


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