Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Capt. Rob
stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:

: Mooron and his Nordica
: Skitch...I believe he had an IP 31
: Capt. Neal...but still with us in many spirits
: Dr. Armpit
: Captkeywest
: Steve (who had a Depressed 30) along with Sloco, ASA's most humorless
: member.
: Masthed (that was me!)
: John Cairns with his dull, but well sailed Catalina 28
: Flying Tadpole....who will not be forgotten!
: Mark with his Freedom 35
: Old Thom...always a class act in spite of efforts to be otherwise.
: Doug...who ended up in a powerboat, which is what he deserved!
:
: And several others who gave of themselves sans sockpuppets and
: political idiocy. They are mostly gone from here now, but all well
: remembered.
: Sail on in spirit!

awww, didn't you miss me too?
:
:
: RB
: 35s5
: NY

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Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1
Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)

=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=

In the beginning I was made. I didn't ask to be made. No one
consulted me or considered my feelings in this matter. But if it
brought some passing fancy to some lowly humans as they haphazardly
pranced their way through life's mournful jungle then so be it.- Marvin
the Paranoid Android
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"Warning to all: Steve Leyland is a trolling **** of the highest order.
Killfile the muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on
his past UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned.
*plonk*" bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
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"I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."

Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
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"I went to the Garden of Love,
And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.

And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.

And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."

William Blake.
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"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."

Native American prophecy


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