On Thu, 31 May 2007 12:20:30 -0700, "Capt. JG"
wrote this crap:


summer. I'm not ready to buy a hybrid car just yet, which will be the next
major update in the attempt to be as carbon neutral as possible. And, I have
three vehicles, but the good news is that two don't get driven much. Also, I
volunteer with a environmentally oriented group, which does local cleanups
of the bay....


Community Service doesn't count as, "volunteer work."

I'm one better than you. I fertilize my lawn with recycled beer,
which saves toilet flushes, and makes a really green yard, which takes
CO2 from the air, and my rose bushes are doing really well. This does
three things. The roses take CO2 from the air, they keep the pesky
neighbors from my yard, (rose bushes are nature's barbed wire,) and my
girlfriend loves the roses I give her.




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