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"Charlie Morgan" wrote in message

On Sat, 2 Jun 2007 19:34:59 -0400, "Paul Lindenburgh"
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"Charlie Morgan" wrote in message

On Sat, 2 Jun 2007 19:18:09 -0400, "PaulLindenburgh"
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"Charlie Morgan" wrote in message

On Fri, 01 Jun 2007 06:39:22 -0700, Juan Fangio wrote:

On Fri, 01 Jun 2007 09:24:26 -0400, Charlie Morgan
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On Fri, 01 Jun 2007 06:14:02 -0700, Juan Fangio wrote:

On Fri, 01 Jun 2007 10:28:07 GMT, Charlie Morgan
wrote:

On Fri, 01 Jun 2007 02:50:30 GMT, "Maxprop"
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"Charlie Morgan" wrote in message
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On 31 May 2007 08:48:59 -0700, Joe
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On May 31, 9:14 am, "Maxprop"
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"Charlie Morgan" wrote in
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On Thu, 31 May 2007 06:31:47 -0700, Norm
Howe wrote:

All of your budget level mods make the
car go faster in a straight line.

You are not a regular or ever have been
on a race track.

You are a reckless fool turning the public
roads into your personal drag strip.

You never had high speed driving
instruction.

You are too chicken and inexperienced to
go out on a track and go head to head with
others.

You race in traffic, others have to find
out the hard way you are racing.

You have no experience in high speed
driving. Your experience is simply in
speeding, that is breaking the law.

You put others at risk with your reckless
driving.

You can't handle a faster car. You have no
skill. You want straight line fast.

Did I mention you are reckless, unsafe
and a law breaker?

You have never driven a car at high speed
on a twisty road for more than 90
seconds. Try going for an hour continuous
on a track.

Sounds like your sailing ethic is
splashing into your driving.

Unsafe. Reckless. Unlawful. No
commitment. Unskilled. No mettle.
Driveway/dock queen. All show with
nothing to show. It's all about you.

Get real tires. Replace that undersized
turbo. Get some struts. Get a pair of
balls.

Most importantly:

Get your jollies on a race track. Be
considerate of those who use the public
roads and obey the law. We all can use
one less asshole on the road.

Norm Howe

Automotive expert Norm Howe drives a 2002
P-O-N-T-I-A-C!

Bwhahahahahahaha!

Your point? Helio Castroneves drives a 1996
Chevy Caprice.

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And Sam Walton drove a 72 ford truck until he
died. Some people do not have the need to brag
or try to impress others with fancy trinkets.

Joe

Really? Did you ever visit Sam Walton's house? It
was designed by Fay Jones, an apprentice of Frank
Lloyd Wright, and was custom built from the best
material available. No expense spared.

Did it ever occur to you that his wife commissioned
the house, not him. He was a blue jeans and
t-shirt sort, and didn't care much for the
trappings of obvious wealth. His wife, OTOH . . .

Max


Oh, he didn't mind a few extravagances... Don't
believe everything his PR department published. He
didn't always drive that truck, either.

CWM


Don't believe everything vegetarians tell you either.
Especially ones that hold family reunions at nudist
camps! How does a vegetarian get so overweight anyway?
The overhanging gut was bad enough, but couldn't
someone throw a towel over the big fat dimpled ass?

Juan Fangio

You think Sam Walton was a vegetarian? I can assure you
that he was not. I don't know about him being a nudist.
Somehow, I doubt it.

CWM


Sam Walton and Ray Kroc were closet vegetarians. They are
credited with starting the modern vegetarian movement.

My father said that Sam Walton introduced him to barbecued
catfish. Vegetarian? I don't think so!

CWM

You lie a lot. Maybe your Dad also lied a lot.

Paul


???

My father was a friend of Fay Jones, and somewhere I have photos
of him, Fay and Sam Walton sitting on Sam Walton's porch.

CWM


Which one of you? And which father?
Binary Bill's past has bit him on his lying ass.

Paul


Think whatever you like, dimwit.

CWM


Think? If you *are* Charlie Morgan, then I'm Captain Neal Warren.
You're still a lying piece of ****. Asshole.

Paul