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Paul Lindenburgh Paul Lindenburgh is offline
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"Charlie Morgan" wrote in message

On Sat, 2 Jun 2007 19:18:09 -0400, "PaulLindenburgh"
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"Charlie Morgan" wrote in message

On Fri, 01 Jun 2007 06:39:22 -0700, Juan Fangio wrote:

On Fri, 01 Jun 2007 09:24:26 -0400, Charlie Morgan
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On Fri, 01 Jun 2007 06:14:02 -0700, Juan Fangio wrote:

On Fri, 01 Jun 2007 10:28:07 GMT, Charlie Morgan
wrote:

On Fri, 01 Jun 2007 02:50:30 GMT, "Maxprop"
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"Charlie Morgan" wrote in message
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On 31 May 2007 08:48:59 -0700, Joe
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On May 31, 9:14 am, "Maxprop"
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"Charlie Morgan" wrote in message

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On Thu, 31 May 2007 06:31:47 -0700, Norm Howe
wrote:

All of your budget level mods make the car go
faster in a straight line.

You are not a regular or ever have been on a
race track.

You are a reckless fool turning the public
roads into your personal drag strip.

You never had high speed driving instruction.

You are too chicken and inexperienced to go
out on a track and go head to head with
others.

You race in traffic, others have to find out
the hard way you are racing.

You have no experience in high speed driving.
Your experience is simply in speeding, that is
breaking the law.

You put others at risk with your reckless
driving.

You can't handle a faster car. You have no
skill. You want straight line fast.

Did I mention you are reckless, unsafe and a
law breaker?

You have never driven a car at high speed on a
twisty road for more than 90 seconds. Try
going for an hour continuous on a track.

Sounds like your sailing ethic is splashing
into your driving.

Unsafe. Reckless. Unlawful. No
commitment. Unskilled. No mettle.
Driveway/dock queen. All show with nothing to
show. It's all about you.

Get real tires. Replace that undersized turbo.
Get some struts. Get a pair of balls.

Most importantly:

Get your jollies on a race track. Be
considerate of those who use the public roads
and obey the law. We all can use one less
asshole on the road.

Norm Howe

Automotive expert Norm Howe drives a 2002
P-O-N-T-I-A-C!

Bwhahahahahahaha!

Your point? Helio Castroneves drives a 1996 Chevy
Caprice.

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And Sam Walton drove a 72 ford truck until he died.
Some people do not have the need to brag or try to
impress others with fancy trinkets.

Joe

Really? Did you ever visit Sam Walton's house? It was
designed by Fay Jones, an apprentice of Frank Lloyd
Wright, and was custom built from the best material
available. No expense spared.

Did it ever occur to you that his wife commissioned the
house, not him. He was a blue jeans and t-shirt sort,
and didn't care much for the trappings of obvious
wealth. His wife, OTOH . . .

Max


Oh, he didn't mind a few extravagances... Don't believe
everything his PR department published. He didn't always
drive that truck, either.

CWM


Don't believe everything vegetarians tell you either.
Especially ones that hold family reunions at nudist camps!
How does a vegetarian get so overweight anyway? The
overhanging gut was bad enough, but couldn't someone throw
a towel over the big fat dimpled ass?

Juan Fangio

You think Sam Walton was a vegetarian? I can assure you that
he was not. I don't know about him being a nudist. Somehow, I
doubt it.

CWM


Sam Walton and Ray Kroc were closet vegetarians. They are
credited with starting the modern vegetarian movement.

My father said that Sam Walton introduced him to barbecued
catfish. Vegetarian? I don't think so!

CWM


You lie a lot. Maybe your Dad also lied a lot.

Paul


???

My father was a friend of Fay Jones, and somewhere I have photos of
him, Fay and Sam Walton sitting on Sam Walton's porch.

CWM


Which one of you? And which father?
Binary Bill's past has bit him on his lying ass.

Paul