You don't like sockpuppets because you have to deal with them based upon
what they say rather than who they really are. Sockpuppets completely disarm
your silly methods of attack. Nothing is more funny than watching a sock
firmly clamp onto your ankle. Ouch!

I believe Herb's reference to your Subaru as an Impreza was intended. Since
you take yourself so seriously you missed the slam.

You've been socked ad nauseum in the Subaru forums and you never caught on!

Moo-hoo-haa-haa!!!

See ya'll in a few weeks. I'm off to the final races of the Louis Vitton
Cup! Watch for up front pictures to be posted! Ta!!