animal05 wrote in
news:4vqdneq8at4uqcPbnZ2dnUVZ_gCdnZ2d@wideopenwest .com:

http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/t...e.aspx?storyid
=82887

"The head of the U.S. Coast Guard is throwing around a couple of ideas on
how to keep you safe. One would require ... transponders on recreational
boats so authorities can track their location."

What about threats from autos, trucks, RVs, bicycles, skateboards? A much
simpler idea with universal protection would be to surgically implant a
transponder in every human being and keep track of them all. With 300
million people to track in the U.S. alone, think of the government
employment possibilities. That would cure all poverty and remove the root
cause of terrorism, thus solving the problem once and for all!