A very well dressed and hansomePirate, (looking like he walked right
of the label of a Capt. Morgan rum bottle lable) walked into a bar
with a beautiful Parrot on his shoulder. the bird was in full feather,
and regalia.

Some drunk looked up and saw the two and said ":Hey! Where'd you get
that?"

the parrot replied. "Madegascar ... 1768, Ain't he a beautie?