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Default Does Joe even own a car?

On May 19, 5:49 am, "Capt. Rob" wrote:
Look at this, Joe.....

http://www.canadiandriver.com/articl...daspeed6_4.jpg

That's my new Speed6 sports sedan. It does 0-60 in 5.4 seconds and 150
MPH. It has a six speed stick and 274 HP with 280 LBs of torque. I've
already ordered a CAI for her, which should bring the 1/4 in at a cozy
13.5 seconds.

Let's hear what you drive!!!! I bet it's something cool, like an M3,
WRX or maybe even a well maintained old RX-7 turbo? Maybe a well
restored 240z or a bathtub Porsche?
I guess you'll sell your fun car any day now since you're setting off
for parts unknown quite soon. I wonder which Walmart it will be...?

BWAAHAAAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAHA!!!

RB
35s5
NY


Thats an ugly car you chose, but you have a perfect track record of
buying crap.
I'd never own any of the cars you listed cept maybe the Porche.

Now years ago I had a 1969 XKE coupe, a "steeping stone''.....sure you
can relate.
http://www.docsjags.com/sales/coupes...6/300-3036.jpg

And a 1966 Mustang : http://www.fordcobraengines.com/1966%20MustangM.JPEG

You going to be racing that crapper in NYC traffic? Will you ever get
it out of third gear? Stick with the KIA, it's suits you to a tee.

I have a Ford truck , a 1961: http://www.wingsisp.com/emboss/kevfolly.jpg

And in 1999 we bought Saturn SC2 has under 60K miles.

http://images.motortrend.com/roadtes..._Side_View.jpg

Living in an area that is always covered with sal****er spray, and no
indoor parking I think we have made the right choices for
automobiles...but who gives a rats ass about cars except you
anyway?....Why....because you no longer get to sail, if you had sailed
at all this year you would have posted films, pictures and sworn
document proving that you did indeed get to go sailing. You've been
forced to shift to land based excitement. Your choices get more
pathetic every day.

From Ghost Girls to KIA at break neck, rock smashing speed.


Poor poor Bob, more lubbery every day.....

What kind of lawn mower have you purchaced? Do you have a gas powered
weed wacker? Have you started mulching yet? You should plant a
garden.

The only tiller you will be manning will have a Brigs & Stratton
engine on it and the screws will be busting sod.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa.

Joe