Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Lady
Pilot stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:

: "Steve Leyland" wrote
: in message ...
:: Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called
:: mimus stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
::
::: On Tue, 15 May 2007 04:22:34 +0100, Steve Leyland wrote:
:::
:::: Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called
:::: mimus stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
::::
::::: On Tue, 15 May 2007 03:28:34 +0100, Steve Leyland wrote:
:::::
:::::: Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called
:::::: Wordy stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
::::::
::::::: She would really appreciate if some of you would email her.
::::::: She's doing well, but recovery and meds keep her sleepy and
::::::: without the attention span to follow our nong threads.
::::::: It would mean a great deal to her if more of you would write
::::::: her.
::::::
:::::: welp I would, but I lost her addy when my PSU fried my 'puter and
:::::: three hard drives last boxing day.
:::::: pleace to tell her I said hi and *smeps*
:::::
::::: How feeble-- how grossly and pathetically inadequate-- an excuse.
:::::
::::: You, sir, deserve disemboweling.
:::::
::::: *Surely* you can evade better than that.
:::::
::::: _Non-followup_-- _silence_-- would have been _infinitely_ superior
::::: to _that_.
:::::
::::: I am _ashamed_, even _alarmed_, to be associated with someone,
::::: _anyone_, who can't evade better than _that_.
:::::
::::: How old are you, _eight_? haven't you ever had any _serious_
::::: wimmen in your life? don't you have any concern for your _life_?
::::: Jesus!
:::::
::::: Bah, bah, and ninety-nine more!
::::
:::: hey mimus, you do flame quite impressively.
:::
::: Better me than a lynch mob.
::
:: pah. bring it on! ooohh, alt dot flame. I'm ever so scared
:: now....mheh.
:::
:::: now STFU and forward her email addy to me?
:::: the boxing day power spike took out a motherboard, three hard
:::: drives and nvidia graphics card. memory and CPU survived, however
:::: I was most unamused by it.
:::
::: You didn't download a new Flonk header list, with a post from
::: Shirley in it? can't use Google Groups? see my point? which was my
::: implicit point above?
::
:: 'twas much less effort to ask you for it.
:::
::: I'm actually concerned for you, what with women and knives and
::: stuff.
::
:: there are women plotting to stab me with knives? cool.
:::
::: (Sent.)
:: (Received with thanks.) and mail sent to shirley.
:
: Shirley you found someone who gives a hug!
:
: LP (only female allowed aboard)

belay that hug, apparently I'll have to search you for knives.
remove all your clothes and stand over there....

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Steve Leyland
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=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=

You know what? I'm glad I'm not a laboratory animal. Do you have any
idea how many of those little *******s get cancer?
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"Warning to all: Steve Leyland is a trolling **** of the highest order.
Killfile the muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on
his past UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned.
*plonk*" bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
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"I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."

Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
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"I went to the Garden of Love,
And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.

And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.

And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."

William Blake.
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"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."

Native American prophecy


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