Don White wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
...

The HK Foundation appreciates those monthly checks you send, and promises
not to tell everyone about the *five illegitimate children you fathered in
the Carolinas during your last trip there*.


What?? Didn't think our Tom had it in him! Good show.




Tom's a generous guy. With last month's check, I was able to treat
myself to a latte, small, at Starbucks.