On 2 May 2007 17:06:09 -0700, Chuck Gould
wrote:

There ya go. Sort of like owning a Corvette. Can't take it to the
dump, can't haul plywood home from the hardware, rides like stink,
bottoms out on the world's smallest speedbump,...........but oh, what
a chick magnet.

I once asked a member of the fair sex what was it about the looks of a
Corvette that so many women found so hard to resist. The answer was a
classic,

"Don't be so dense. Most women aren't really excited about the looks
of a Corvette. What we're excited about is how we think *we're* going
to look when riding in one."

Women don't like riding in my 'Vette.

And it doesn't bottom out on speed bumps and while the ride is stiff,
what the hell do you expect out of a car that will do a 1/4 mile in
9.8 seconds - sheesh.

However, it will not haul plywood - that I agree with. :)