If you are in the DC metro area this weekend, I suggest

The Saint George Church Greek Festival:

http://www.stgeorge.org/documents/2007_Festival.pdf

It is by far the *best* Greek festival we've ever attended on this side
of the Atlantic. Great food, good entertainment, interesting shopping
and usually some fabulous looking Greek women hawking raffle tickets for
a new car.

Boating relevance? Are you kidding? Greek, man. The maritime nation.