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Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called The
2-Belo stirred from it's deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:

: Here ve see an enraged J. Raoul Xemblinosky locked in a life-or-death
: struggle with ze alt.fan.karl-malden.nose:
:
:: On Fri, 27 Apr 2007 20:13:23 +0900, The 2-Belo
:: wrote:
::
::: Here ve see an enraged J. Raoul Xemblinosky locked in a
::: life-or-death struggle with ze alt.fan.karl-malden.nose:
:::
:::: On Fri, 27 Apr 2007 11:34:54 +0900, The 2-Belo
:::: wrote:
::::
::::: Here ve see an enraged J. Raoul Xemblinosky locked in a
::::: life-or-death struggle with ze alt.fan.karl-malden.nose:
:::::
:::::: On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 19:31:59 +0900, The 2-Belo
:::::: wrote:
::::::
::::::: Here ve see an enraged J. Raoul Xemblinosky locked in a
::::::: life-or-death struggle with ze
::::::: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
:::::::
:::::::: On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 11:26:49 +0900, The 2-Belo
:::::::: wrote:
::::::::
::::::::: Here ve see an enraged Steve Leyland locked in a
::::::::: life-or-death struggle with ze
::::::::: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
:::::::::
:::::::::: Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being
:::::::::: called J. Raoul Xemblinosky stirred from it's deep slumber
:::::::::: and pronounced to usenet:
::::::::::
::::::::::: On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 10:48:29 +0900, The 2-Belo
::::::::::: wrote:
:::::::::::
:::::::::::: Here ve see an enraged J. Raoul Xemblinosky locked in a
:::::::::::: life-or-death struggle with ze
:::::::::::: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
::::::::::::
::::::::::::: On Wed, 25 Apr 2007 16:32:39 +0100, "Steve Leyland"
::::::::::::: wrote:
:::::::::::::
:::::::::::::: Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the
:::::::::::::: being called J. Raoul Xemblinosky stirred from it's deep
:::::::::::::: slumber and pronounced to usenet:
::::::::::::::
::::::::::::::: On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 20:15:36 +0200, Veronica Karlsson
::::::::::::::: wrote:
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:::::::: Meow.
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:::::: Meow!
::::: Meow();
:::: /\/\30\/\/.
::: MMEEOOWW
:: WWOOEEMM
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"Warning to all:
Steve Leyland is a trolling **** of the highest order. Killfile the
muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past
UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*"
bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
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"I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."

Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
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"I went to the Garden of Love,
And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.

And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.

And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."

William Blake.
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"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."

Native American prophecy


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