"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
oups.com...


All you need is a small two bedroom apartment and good credit history
to adopt.

aaahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! So why haven't you adopted?
That's right you lived in a one bedroom apt!

http://www.thehome.org/site/content/...t/criteria.asp

Don't forget to ask about the 30 day return policy.


Imagine taking your son or daughter to the dock and setting
off for a few days of sailing. Adventure is best served up in the eyes
of a child, believe me.

Sailing is adventure to a child. What do you do for adventure? Didn't you
camp out in a wall tent for two nights or something once?


You can spew about sailing in blue water
forever, but you will still have than angry lump of regret inside of
you.

Joe is a professional boat pilot. Are you? When you do something for a
living, your perspective on it changes dramatically. Try again when you rise
out of amateur status.



Meanwhile...sold a Cape Dory 27 and J22 this morning!

But they weren't yours! A used boat salesman. Do you wear plaid slacks?