An very good quick assessment. I note that you find nothing wrong with my
boat or life!

Compared to you I am a second fiddle troll. I know of no one who can match
you trolling abilities. But then so few have the resources and are willing
to expend the time to achieve such a high level of trolling ability. I am
also unwilling to lie to create a troll, as it takes the sport out of it.
I'd rather be a citizen amongst giants than a king amongst fools.

When you need to be slapped around to get back into shape you know where to
find me. I wish Maroon would return, he could follow up with a mackeral to
the back of the head whilst I deliver a folding chair between the eyes.