Calif Bill wrote:
"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in
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Chuck Gould wrote:

We non-technogeeks are pretty spoiled. We just expect stuff to work
without requiring the operator to stand on one foot, light a red
candle, and chant.
Red candle?

Crap - I've been using the green candle.

Damn candles...

Color depends on which side of the puter you place the candles.

Damn incantations. You need a grimoire just to boot Vista up.