Yacht sunk by Ferry
On Tue, 17 Apr 2007 22:10:59 -0700, Stephen Trapani
wrote:
I've lived and worked in the same place for twenty years. Is $65,000 not
much money?
But that was only one example of my point. I speed often, for example. I
break a few other laws fairly often with little to no fear of getting
caught because it's obvious it's a low priority for the govt. Don't you
ever break laws for good reason and not fear much getting caught?
I'm just stuffing envelopes with fed and state tax returns for my
family (me and my wife, my ex, 4 of my kids, six in total)
12 returns in total.
I do 'em all with Turbo Tax.
No taxes are due, and I didn't lie about anything so they can't get me
for perjury
Since they are all sleeping, or living elsewhere, I will forge all
their signatures.
I won't mail them until tomorrow. A day late.
I figure on speeding when I drive to the mailbox.
So I'm looking at 12 counts of forgery, 12 counts of late mailing,
and 1 count of speeding.
Not sure if they'll get me, but the outlaw life is exhilarating, and
I'll take my chances.
Tomorrow I plan to rip off some of the tags on the pillows around the
house, and again I'll be bucking the feds.
Life is sweet.
--Vic
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