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Veronica Karlsson Veronica Karlsson is offline
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Phil Kyle wrote:
Veronica Karlsson wrote:
Phil Kyle wrote:
Veronica Karlsson wrote:
Phil Kyle wrote:
Veronica Karlsson wrote:
Steve Leyland wrote:
Veronica Karlsson wrote:
: Zoe wrote:
:: Steve Darlin' struck a chord:
:::
::: Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called
::: Zoe stirred from it's deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
:::
::: curls up on zoe's knee and purrs
::
:: M-m-m-m . . . That's the spot . . . And, those lovely ears, them
:: pawses for causes. The lap of luxury never had it so sweet.
::
:: *smep*
:
: You need a proper troll sig:
:
:
: _. .-""""""-. ._
: _.-' | / \ | `-._
: _.-' | J .-""-. L F `-.__.
: _.-' _.-| | | J L | J F`-. /
: \ _.-' F F | | | | F _ `-./
: \/ J J | J F | / .
: F J _/\ J `-..-' F / F `'
: _ J J.-' \ / `-.__. , ,
\ F .-' `-.____.-' `-. / /|/|
: \ \ J _.-' `-. / //|/|
: \ \ \.' ` / \
: \ `-. _.-------------.____________.----.____/ /O `.
: `-. `----'
: `---. ._/
: \ .-'`---'
: ) , /
: .' .-'-.______________.-----------\ |
: _.' .-'| / | / \ \
: / _.-' \ \_ \ \_ `. \
: / / \__) `._) \ `-.
: \_) `--'

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hey, I'd appreciate won of those way kewl ascii torll sigs two pleace lady
veronica!!!1!

But... you already have a Felix Lee cat... and a load of rubbish... And
you distort sigs when you quote them...

*feeling negative itches*

So that's a no then.

Not necessarily. Why? Are you Steve in disguise?

No,Ii am merely mortal.


Steve's not mortal? Does this mean my carefully constructed mail bomb
won't have any effect on him?


Course he isn't. He can live forever and the only way you can kill him
is by chopping his head off with a big highlander sword.


Sword... hmmm... why couldn't you have told me that before I sent it
off. I'm not sure he'll fall for the anonymous envelope from Sweden
trick twice... :-\

*disappointed*


*disappointed*


*disappointed*

Phil Kyle

1st Lt. Old Skool Death Squad

May Your Sigs Be Long and Preposterous.


Another Swedish lesson:

fil = yoghurt
kyl = fridge


(and you should get one of these things)


What if I refuse?


Then You Will Be Sorry!


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