Zoe wrote:
On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 00:21:08 +0200 Ascii Goddess Veronica k. dealt
fate a harsh hand denying S. Leyland an original ascii-art creation of
exquisite distinction (thereby necessitating intervention from the
Usenet Saint under the dim bulb where the game's hot, the martinis are
chill, and cheating's rampant when you're holding a full house in the
holy game of poker):
Steve Leyland wrote:
Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Veronica
Karlsson stirred from it's deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
: Zoe wrote:
:: Steve Darlin' struck a chord:
:::
::: Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called
::: Zoe stirred from it's deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
:::
::: curls up on zoe's knee and purrs
::
:: M-m-m-m . . . That's the spot . . . And, those lovely ears, them
:: pawses for causes. The lap of luxury never had it so sweet.
::
:: *smep*
:
: You need a proper troll sig:
:
:
: _. .-""""""-. ._
: _.-' | / \ | `-._
: _.-' | J .-""-. L F `-.__.
: _.-' _.-| | | J L | J F`-. /
: \ _.-' F F | | | | F _ `-./
: \/ J J | J F | / .
: F J _/\ J `-..-' F / F `'
: _ J J.-' \ / `-.__. , ,
: ( \ F .-' `-.____.-' `-. / /|/|
: \ \ J _.-' `-. / //|/|
: \ \ \.' ` / \
: \ `-. _.-------------.____________.----.____/ /O `.
: `-. `----'
: `---. ._/
: \ .-'`---'
: ) , /
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: _.' .-'| / | / \ \
: / _.-' \ \_ \ \_ `. \
: / / \__) `._) \ `-.
: \_) `--'
: .-------------------------------------------------------------.
:: SLLS # 14 mhm 32x20 WSD # 38 AFFL # 1 |
:: stanley unwin AICMF Usenet Saint (PJR:-)) |
:: Usenet Ruinator # 14 MIGHOUL'S OWNER 4EVER!!1! |
:: Top Assholiness on the Net # 17 |
:: Not Quite the Most Hated Usenetizen ... Yet |
:: JUDITH FITZGERALD'S EVER-EVOLVING WRITESITE: |
:: http://www.judithfitzgerald.ca |
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:: | \ / | | | J J F | /\ |
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:: _______ Troll Spokeswoman _____ http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/ ___|
hey, I'd appreciate won of those way kewl ascii torll sigs two pleace lady
veronica!!!1!
But... you already have a Felix Lee cat... and a load of rubbish... And
you distort sigs when you quote them...
Went and cruised through your pages, some amazing stuff there;
astonishing, really; you're very good at this. No, you're one of the
best I've seen. Loved the Escher. Coolness.
There are plenty of others:
Andreas Freise:
http://www.ascii-art.de/
llizard:
http://llizard.etherwork.net/index.php
(she has a web forum you might like!)
Joris Bellenger, the King of ASCII:
http://www.xs4all.nl/~svzanten/ascii/index.html
Joan Stark, the Queen of ASCII:
http://www.geocities.com/joan_stark/
Nerd Boy (Joaquim Gāndara):
http://www.nerd-boy.net/
Allen Mullen:
http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/
and more!
http://dmoz.org/Arts/Visual_Arts/ASCII_Art/
http://www.cbel.com/ascii_art/
ascii pr0n:
http://asciipr0n.com/
(yes, it is an ascii art pornsite)
Jave:
http://www.jave.de/
(very popular ascii art "paint" program)
Figlet:
http://www.network-science.de/ascii/
(Write your name and choose "all fonts")
newsgroup: news:alt.ascii-art
ASCII Art FAQ:
http://www.ascii-art.de/ascii/faq.html
ASCII Art Tutorials:
http://www.ludd.ltu.se/~vk/q/asciitutorials/
I can see why Steve
would want a personalised one; his is rather more generic; and, he's
due for a freshener, you know?
He was due for a freshener years ago.
*sprays some deodorant on Steve's sig*
Bet you'd knock him on his arse; I was gob-smacked. Plus, IMO, you
could really make something speshul truly reflecting the "inner"
Steve.
Again, years ago, I discussed his sig with him and he did not seem
interested then...
Plus plus, he has the Lits Slut Lits, don't forget. Only a
troll worth her weight in .sig file data decora's worthy of bottom
heavy communiques from elsewhere. Go ahead. Make my dinner 
.
And I am #13 on that list! (thanks to you for not wanting this excellent
number! I like 13. I guess it speeks to the Inner Troll in me...) :-)
*feeling negative itches*
Oh, right; about those negative itches? Them's just the ****ing
cosmic woo-woos. Happens to the best o' bitches. Nada problem. I
have now become more optimistic and believe things could indeedly get
worse.
No no no, those itches were only when thinking about Steve's sig.
Thanks again, though, Veronica*; it's glitter-gloat deluxe divine and
so me-me-me and so mine-all-mine.
:-) (very pleased to get the "so me-me-me" thing right!)
Zoe
p.s. Blackmail-bribology divisio blatantalismo:
[Oh yeah, blackmail! Thank you for reminding me!]
*sends mail bomb to Steve*
I promise to ink a
couplet encapsulating all you are and do for a .sig file next time you
re-vamp yours . . . for now, I shall flaunt a teaser: IMO, your .sig
would fling more zing if you changed "spokeswoman" to
"cloutspokeswoman" or "outspokeswomen," which is to say, you change
No. I can't do that. It's a title that somebody gave me.
your .sig file frequently; thus, can you blame Steve for wanting to do
likewise? Right. Fork it over. Ta ----{---- @ (4 U, 2)
Change my sig frequently? Ummm... more frequently than Steve maybe...
This one is something like 3-4 years old... 8-)
*sprays deodorant on own sig*
* Your name reminds of J. G. Ballard's CRASH; in its Introduction,
JGB rises to the occason and rants magnificently about all the
Veronicas of our mutilated conventions, er, inventions, er,
contentions, er, intentions, er some **** like splat . . .
--
[...]
/ _.-' \ \_ \ \_ `. \
/ / \__) `._) \ `-.
\_) `--'
.-------------------------------------------------------------.
| SLLS # 14 mhm 32x20 WSD # 38 AFFL # 1 |
| stanley unwin AICMF Usenet Saint (PJR:-)) |
| Usenet Ruinator # 14 Gutter ChixOr |
| Top Assholiness on the Net # 17 |
| Not Quite the Most Hated Usenetizen ... Yet |
| JUDITH FITZGERALD'S EVER-EVOLVING WRITESITE: |
| http://www.judithfitzgerald.ca |
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| \ / | |/ \| | | |
Ouch! Something Bad happened there! (there's a reason I put trophies and
quotes and stuff in a separate section, or on the right side, of these
sigs) I suspect this was not intentional? (doesn't seem to be tab
damage... hmmm... (?))
Here's a new version that shouldn't become a mess when you update it:
_. .-""""""-. ._
_.-' | / \ | `-._
_.-' | J .-""-. L F `-.__.
_.-' _.-| | | J L | J F`-. /
\ _.-' F F | | | | F _ `-./
\/ J J | J F | / .
F J _/\ J `-..-' F / F `'
_ J J.-' \ / `-.__. , ,
( \ F .-' `-.____.-' `-. / /|/|
\ \ J _.-' `-. / //|/|
\ \ \.' ` / \
\ `-. _.-------------.____________.----.____/ /O `.
`-. `----'
`---. ._/
\ .-'`---'
) , /
.' .-'-.______________.-----------\ |
_.' .-'| / | / \ \
/ _.-' \ \_ \ \_ `. \
/ / \__) `._) \ `-.
\_) `--'
.-------------------------------------------------------------.
| |
SLLS # 14 mhm 32x20 WSD # 38 AFFL # 1
stanley unwin AICMF Usenet Saint (PJR:-))
Usenet Ruinator # 14 MIGHOUL'S OWNER 4EVER!!1!
Top Assholiness on the Net # 17
Not Quite the Most Hated Usenetizen ... Yet
JUDITH FITZGERALD'S EVER-EVOLVING WRITESITE:
http://www.judithfitzgerald.ca
| |
---.--------.---.----------.-.------------.-.---.--------.---
| \ / | |/ \| | | |
| \ / | ------' .------. | | | |
| \ / | | J J L | | /\ | |
| \/ | `---. | | | | | / \ | |
| |\ /| | | | | | | | / \ | |
| | \ / | | .---' | | | | |/ \| |
| | \ / | | | J J F | /\ |
| | \/ | | `------. `------' | / \ |
| | | | |\ /| / \ |
|___| |___|__________| `.__________.' |____/ \____|
[...]
Gorgeous ascii-artistic .sig file
created by Goddess Veronica Karlsson:
http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/
Are you Robby Rat in disguise? or Krogg?
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