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Peter Hendra Peter Hendra is offline
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Default Flying Pig Prevention Measures


It has also been proven that women, even if they are the same size as
men, have weaker muscles. It is well known that a woman who weighs 150
pounds has more of that body mass taken up with fat than the average 150
pound male who has less body fat and more muscle. Men's muscles, size
for size, are stronger than women's muscles.

So forget going head to head with men. Instead, be a good girl and
concentrate on giving head. It's the path to womanly success.

Wilbur Hubbard


My Dear Wilbur,
You are forgetting about the fat in some men's head.

As you seem to have a bent for exhibiting a schoolboyish fascination
for the physical reproductive aspects of women that I have noticed in
many of your posts, may I suggest that you put away your dictionary
that has the words "bum", "vagina", "sex", "penis" and other such
sexual terms underlined, disengage yourself from your apparent
enchantment with onanism, and avail yourself of professional help.
They can be found on many street corners.

There are times when I read your responses to queries, as well as some
of your posts, with some respect. Then you make comments to a female
poster which reveal your need to be disliked, further strengthening
and proving to yourself your low self esteem and your need to say to
yourself 'See Mummy, nobody wants to play with me".

My kindest regards to your inflatable lady wife.

I remain
Please don't come south of the equator,
Peter Hendra