mr.b wrote:
http://www.reuters.com/article/newsO...14880320070401

chorus of "America the Beautiful" in the background
Now I'll grant you that these 2000 scientists from 120 countries are all
just a bunch of tax-sucking liberal parasites who love the Taliban more
than they love America, so feel free to ignore. Just hop into the
Escalade and drive the 2 miles over to the yacht basin, fire up those twin
diesels and go round and round the bay, marvelling at the topography of
your navel, while others look on, wishing they could be you!
/chorus of "America the Beautiful" in the background

*note: a comic book version of the report will be made available as well,
for those with "different" learning styles.


The April fool posts again on his special day.