Let's see,,, almost April .. still too cold to paint. Snow on the ground.
Heat still on, and the heat bill is a killer..

And I'm suppose to care about someone in Africa? Or the Himalayas?

Oh,, you also forgot one thing. The government taxes the living **** out of
us on gasoline and other fuels.
Yet, the same government is telling us not to drive.

The same government that offers no public transportation.

There is sales tax on the Escalade, registration tax, etc. The yacht basin
is paying taxes through the nose.

And since the Captain is a fat pig, health care. We don't have any. Only
the rich have that, or .. the people working for the
GOVERNMENT THAT IS TAXING THE ESCALADE, THE YACHT BASIN, ETC.

F OFF. GO AWAY. ALL I WANT TO DO IS PAINT MY F'N BOAT.


"mr.b" wrote in message
news
http://www.reuters.com/article/newsO...14880320070401

chorus of "America the Beautiful" in the background
Now I'll grant you that these 2000 scientists from 120 countries are all
just a bunch of tax-sucking liberal parasites who love the Taliban more
than they love America, so feel free to ignore. Just hop into the
Escalade and drive the 2 miles over to the yacht basin, fire up those twin
diesels and go round and round the bay, marvelling at the topography of
your navel, while others look on, wishing they could be you!
/chorus of "America the Beautiful" in the background

*note: a comic book version of the report will be made available as well,
for those with "different" learning styles.