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Default My afternoon outing

Mowe Z. Slowley wrote:
Henry Schmidt wrote:
Mowe Z. Slowley wrote:
The Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote:
Mowe Z. Slowley wrote:
The Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote:
Mowe Z. Slowley wrote:
The Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote:
Mowe Z. Slowley wrote:
The Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote:
Steve Leyland wrote:
In ups.com,
Female Plant typed:
: On Mar 27, 8:50 pm, "Mowe Z. Slowley"
wrote:
:: Female Plant wrote:
::::: Nice.
:::: I sure thought so. Worth retelling, in fact.
::
::: Yup.
::
:: I /so/ appreciate you.
::
:
: No you don't.

you seem unusually confrontational today.

This from USENET's #1 pus$boi...
you will never understand true compassion.

He izza /Hero/!!

You will never understand wittiness or humor, only banality and
tripe.

Ya think?


perhaps your view of the sublime includes the perspective as seen
across a nose reminiscent of Pinocchio's?

You're such a *doink*
yeah. I've missed a lot of sex.

TMI
You're a chick?

You're horning right now aren't ya?


What the hell is "right now"???
You are on a hormone cycle?
I sure as hell ain't.

Change yer tampex there's a red trail leading right up to ya.

I have a relief valve, needs letting off regularly or I morph into
the werewolf.

You a werewolf... belieavable

It's not how much pressure you can bring to bear, it's how
delicately you can maneuver it. Just ask a New York Fireman.

Nah.. but give me a toll free number to call them

Any jerk with a hard-on can get all jiggy.
You have to have control to surf the Kahuna.

Is viagara your means of control

hampster brain
if I stretch your mind too hard, will it rip?

You obviously speak from experience, clod.