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Default Fat Wallowing Pig at sea

Cruise director: Good morning Ladies and gents! Today's activities will
center on a total exercise program designed around workin all muscle groups
whilst hanging on to any solid, secure object.

Captain: Oh crap.... Here goes my ratio of "Oh S*@#" letters to "attaboys"
letters, at the front office. Hey Mate?!! Did you remember to order those
extra thirty cases of "Barf Bags"?





katy wrote in news:56scsfF29qc14U2
@mid.individual.net:

jlrogers wrote:
http://www.irintech.com/x1/blogarchive.php?id=869


Wouldn't that just tick you off? Pay a couple thousand for a cruise and
end up wqith 2000 people puking in your lap...that thing is rolling so
hard it's a wonder they don't have seat belts on the berths..