A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the
street when they came upon a homeless person. The
Republican gave the homeless person his business card
and told him to come to his business for a job. He
then took twenty dollars out of his pocket and gave it
to the homeless person.

The Democrat was very impressed, and when they came to
another homeless person, he decided to help. He walked
over to the homeless person and gave him directions to
the welfare office. Then he then reached into the
Republican's pocket and got out twenty dollars, gave
the homeless person five and kept 15 for administrative
overhead.