Wilbur, why are you worrying about all this? I thought that you posed that
you were Gay, Homosexual.

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"Wilbur Hubbard" wrote in message
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"Lloyd Bonafide" wrote in message
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"Wilbur Hubbard" wrote in message
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In my Swan 68, I have a couple of heads but for the ladies I'm planning
to install a bidet. A first class stainless steel bidet at that:
http://img.nauticexpo.com/images_ne/photo-g/94175.jpg

Now, I've never used a bidet but my understanding is it's not a head.
Rather one uses the head first to do one's business and then uses the
bidet for a thorough clean up of the soiled bottom or vagina.

From a discharging of waste standpoint is the gray water coming out of a
bidet considered sewage? Or is it gray water that can be disposed of
directly overboard?

I hesitate to plumb the bidet into the holding tank because I know how
much water women are prone to use. But if it's illegal to plumb it
straight overboard then I guess I shall have to do so.

Wilbur Hubbard

Have you considered that when it is used as intended the discharge might
make great fish and bird attractor.

Lloyd

That's pretty funny, Lloyd. Funny because, like all good jokes, it is
based upon an underlying truth. Honestly, I have found that most American
women are smelly pigs between the legs. They will readily poke fun at
European women because some of them don't shave their underarms or keep
their pubic hair trimmed and bikini waxed. But, at least European women
douche and use bidets regularly. American women, on the other hand, have
gotten this well-deserved reputation of the fish smell. It is because
American women use the head and give their privates a quick wipe with
toilet paper. Some even wipe from back to front. So not only is urine
spread on their vulva but feces as well. Then the bacteria starts growing.
Yeast infections occur. Genital warts, diaper rash etc happen. And, it's
all because they don't use bidets that they end up smelly down there. So
what do they do instead of washing themselves thoroughly using a bidet
every time they urinate or defecate? They buy feminine hygiene deodorant
sprays in an ineffective attempt to mask the malodorous condition. It's
really disgusting when you think about it. And, if all that isn't bad
enough, the majority of American women use tampons. Instead of allowing
the monthly discharge of blood and sloughed off dead tissue from the womb
to exit into a sanitary napkin which is changed as needed, they use
tampons and trap the dead and rotting tissue inside their vaginas
sometimes for days at a time. Total folly practiced for vanity's sake
alone. And what do many of them do with the used tampons? You got it! They
flush (or try to flush) them down the head and clog up the works.

Nope, I've had European women aplenty and American women aplenty and I
say, for the above reasons alone, European women are way way superior and
twice as desirable as American women.

Wilbur Hubbard