"Lloyd Bonafide" wrote in message
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"Wilbur Hubbard" wrote in message
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In my Swan 68, I have a couple of heads but for the ladies I'm
planning to install a bidet. A first class stainless steel bidet at
that: http://img.nauticexpo.com/images_ne/photo-g/94175.jpg

Now, I've never used a bidet but my understanding is it's not a head.
Rather one uses the head first to do one's business and then uses the
bidet for a thorough clean up of the soiled bottom or vagina.

From a discharging of waste standpoint is the gray water coming out
of a bidet considered sewage? Or is it gray water that can be
disposed of directly overboard?

I hesitate to plumb the bidet into the holding tank because I know
how much water women are prone to use. But if it's illegal to plumb
it straight overboard then I guess I shall have to do so.

Wilbur Hubbard

Have you considered that when it is used as intended the discharge
might make great fish and bird attractor.

Lloyd

That's pretty funny, Lloyd. Funny because, like all good jokes, it is
based upon an underlying truth. Honestly, I have found that most
American women are smelly pigs between the legs. They will readily poke
fun at European women because some of them don't shave their underarms
or keep their pubic hair trimmed and bikini waxed. But, at least
European women douche and use bidets regularly. American women, on the
other hand, have gotten this well-deserved reputation of the fish smell.
It is because American women use the head and give their privates a
quick wipe with toilet paper. Some even wipe from back to front. So not
only is urine spread on their vulva but feces as well. Then the bacteria
starts growing. Yeast infections occur. Genital warts, diaper rash etc
happen. And, it's all because they don't use bidets that they end up
smelly down there. So what do they do instead of washing themselves
thoroughly using a bidet every time they urinate or defecate? They buy
feminine hygiene deodorant sprays in an ineffective attempt to mask the
malodorous condition. It's really disgusting when you think about it.
And, if all that isn't bad enough, the majority of American women use
tampons. Instead of allowing the monthly discharge of blood and sloughed
off dead tissue from the womb to exit into a sanitary napkin which is
changed as needed, they use tampons and trap the dead and rotting tissue
inside their vaginas sometimes for days at a time. Total folly practiced
for vanity's sake alone. And what do many of them do with the used
tampons? You got it! They flush (or try to flush) them down the head and
clog up the works.

Nope, I've had European women aplenty and American women aplenty and I
say, for the above reasons alone, European women are way way superior
and twice as desirable as American women.

Wilbur Hubbard