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Default The average boat owning idiot.

Thanks, I always did like that 'parable'. I heard it a bit
different, but the lesson's the same.

SBV

"RW Salnick" wrote in message

An American businessman was at a pier in a small coastal

Mexican village
when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside

the small boat
were several large yellow-fin tuna. The American

complimented the
Mexican on the quality of his fish and asked how long it

took to catch them.

"Only a little while, senor," replied the Mexican.

The American then asked, "why didn't you stay out longer

and catch more
fish?"

The Mexican explained that he had enough to support his

family's
immediate needs.

The American then asked the Mexican how he spent the rest

of his time.

The Mexican fisherman said, "I sleep late, fish a little,

play with my
children, take siesta with my wife, stroll into the

village each evening
where I sip wine and play guitar with my amigos. I have a

full life..."

The American interrupted, "I am a Harvard MBA and could

help you. You
should spend more time fishing and, with the proceeds, buy

a bigger
boat. With the proceeds from the bigger boat, you could

buy several
boats. Eventually you would have a fleet of fishing boats.

Instead of
selling your catch to a middleman you would sell directly

to the
processor, eventually opening your own cannery. You would

control the
product, processing and distribution."

"You could then leave this small coastal fishing village

and move to
Mexico City, then LA and eventually NYC where you will run

your
expanding enterprise."

Then the Mexican fisherman interrupted, "but senor, how

long will this
all take?"

The American replied, "15-20 years."

"But what then, senor?" asked the Mexican.

The American laughed, and said, "that's the best part!

When the time is
right, you would announce an IPO and sell your company

stock to the
public. You'll become very rich, you would make millions!"

"Millions, senor?" replied the Mexican. "Then what?"

"Then you could retire, move to a small coastal fishing

village where
you would sleep late, fish a little, play with your kids,

take siesta
with your wife, stroll into the village in the evenings

where you would
sip wine and play guitar with your amigos."


bob
s/v Eolian
Seattle