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"Tom Francis" wrote in message
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On Thu, 15 Mar 2007 09:16:17 -0400, "Eisboch" wrote:


"D.Duck" wrote in message
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Consulting is quite easy. All you have to do is tell the client what
they
want to hear and they are very happy. 8)



SYLLABICATION: con·sul·tant
PRONUNCIATION: kn-sltnt

NOUN: 1. An unemployed person, usually an engineer.
OTHER FORMS: con·sultant·ship -NOUN


Ah - but I only played an engineer on TV.

In real life, I played a mathematician. :)

Of course now that I think about it...


Were you a constipated mathematician who worked it out with a pencil?