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Default No Grapes - No Glory

On Mar 10, 3:50 pm, JLH wrote:

John, always follow instructions:


1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.
2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.
3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!
4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING.
5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.
6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.
7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU.
8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS..
9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING.
10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.


WELL DONE. NOW FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE, & TEE OFF


Oh, I thought you were talking about a fly rod!
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***** Hope your day is better than decent! *****

John H- Hide quoted text -



LOL!