Scotty wrote:
: Here's one just for you; when you change the clocks, change
: your underwear, too.

top-posting makes you look even more foolish, scotty.
:
: SV
:
: "Wilbur Hubbard" wrote in
: message ...
:: They remind you and remind you not to forget Daylight Saving Time.
:: They come up with clever little phrases like "Spring forward and
:: Fall back". They act like the public is a bunch of morons. I think
:: they might be correct in their assessment.
::
:: Now they've started admonishing you to change batteries in your smoke
:: detectors twice a year when you change the clock. So that now means
:: you toss perfectly good batteries away after three months in the
:: winter. How dumb is that.
::
:: What's next? Let's see now . . .
::
:: When you change your clock also change the filters in your air
:: conditioner.
:: When you change your clock be sure to make sure you also get a pap
:: smear or psa test.
:: When you change your clock also change the batteries in your wrist
:: watch.
:: When you change your clock don't forget to get your annual physical
:: check-up.
:: When you change your clock clean your refrigerator.
:: When you change your clock make your hurricane preparations.
::
:: Boy is the population of this country ever a bunch of stupid insipid
:: sheep.
::
:: Wilbur Hubbard

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